– You have Thai friends?
– Why did you come here?
– Did you have diarrhea?
– You can eat that?!
– You have foreign friends?
– How could you understand me?
– Do you like it (the coagulated blood)?
– What is your salary?
– What is your religion? (From my employer)
– Ages, names and occupation of all of your siblings (from an employer)
– Are you republican or democrat?
This isn’t nearly as entertaining as I had hoped….but after walking the newborn baby for an hour, I am giving up and going to bed.